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IN THIS ISSUE
*I'm From Hell - How About You?
*Angry Workers To Meet With Monkeys
*ICC Releases Official Rules For
Backyard Cricket
*Insane Clown Posse... er...
Insanity
EDITORIAL
*Editor's Column
The thing about the Flypaper is that it
transcends all creeds and religions, in exactly the same way as a rusty
screwdriver transcends corneas and spleens. I once again invite you to
enjoy the savage tetanus-inducing poking contained herein. For those of you
who are new to the concept, I can only invite you to run screaming like the
bed-wetting little sissy boys that you are. Run! RUN, my craven little
monkey children! BWAHAHAHAHA! Er.... ahem.
*iinet Rejects The Piggy Taste Of Spam
A lot of servers have been sharpening up their
anti-spam measures, possibly to protect themselves from these nasty
terrorists we hear so much about. Sadly, these measures also keep out the
Flypaper. I blind carbon copy the Flypaper to everyone so that email
addresses aren't distributed willy-nilly, but with more than 80 people on
the BCC list it begins to look suspiciously like a mass unsolicited mailing
(heaven forbid). In particular I've been having trouble reaching the eight
or so readers who have the misfortune to be with iinet. All attempts to
deliver the Flypaper to them have failed and I now have to consider them
unsubscribed until such time as they provide me with an alternative delivery
address. For the rest of you, my advice is to enlighten your mail admin
about the Flypaper, find out what specifically your anti-spam measures are
watching out for, and let me know so that delivery continues in a timely and
professional manner.
*Flypaper - The Website!
Lauren continues to kick the ass of all and
sundry by creating and hosting the Flypaper website. You can find her
excellent work at
http:///www.simlauren.com/flypaper.
*Flypaper Archive Restoration Project -
COMPLETE!
All back issues from volume 3 have now been
retrieved. Thanks to Edward Reynolds and Andrew Jackson for returning the
last few. Readers with short memories and long bandwidth can point their
vision-organs in the direction of the Flypaper website to view them as
Lauren brings them online. Alternatively, if your hunger for nonsense
cannot be sated by mere websites alone, contact me at
greg@courtrecording.com.au
and I'll send the original emails your way.
*Your Breakfast Cereal Is Made Mostly
Out Of Human Flesh
The Flypaper distribution list is starting to
look decidedly shabby, what with the iinet fiasco (see above) and assorted
other people letting their email addresses lapse. If anyone sees the
redoubtable Corey Goodchild or the simian visage of Phillip Bean, could you
inform them that they need to get in touch with me if they want the
Flypaper? Also, we're always on the lookout for new converts to our unholy
electronic cult, so if you know someone that needs a burning injection of
newsy goodness, send me their email address at
greg@courtrecording.com.au
*Corrections
Yes, the bit about Street Fighter in Greg's
Thinkings last week was wrong. Check out Dave Cake's letter in the Hate
Mail section.
NEWS
*Aurealis Awards
It would normally seem somewhat nepotistic to
shamelessly promote my girlfriend, but this is kind of special. The 2003
Aurealis Awards for speculative fiction are rolling around in a couple of
months, and it is my pleasure to announce to all who don't already know that
Lily Chrywenstrom's short story "Tireki and the Wind" is up for an award in
the Fantasy - Short Fiction category, running against writers
such as Garth Nix, Marianne de Pierres, and Lucy Sussex. Winners are
announced at Swancon 2004. Check out the full nominations list at
http://www.sf.org.au/aurealis/awards.html
*Coast Trip
The Nazi of Bateman's Bay, Elise, continues to
organise what should be a mostly fun coast trip for this coming Friday.
There are little itinerary things that she has organised with the intention
of either (a) providing clear information or (b) mocking and patronising.
In any case, she's gone to a lot of trouble and effort, so whatever it is,
she should be commended for it. She's desperate for some people to fill up
the empty places (although not so desperate that she would actually accept
other people coming). Get in touch with her if you're as confused as I am.
*Education-Related Triumph For Marcia
Bauer
The crazy education-wombats at the Australian
National University have all had simultaneous massive brain haemorrhages,
and in their last coherent moments before the rising tide of blood drowned
their synapses they have made the mistake of accepting Marcia Bauer into the
ANU Graduate Law Program. Congratulations are due to Marcia for exercising
her mind-haemorrhage-causing powers in this fashion. We can now expect
Marcia to remain in Canberra for many, many more years, chained to the
bitter yoke of slavery, rather than fleeing like a yellow-bellowed Communist
back to Perth.
*Matt Kemp Hits The Hard Drugs
Matt Kemp is now taking the happy-making
dexamphetamines that he was prescribed for his ADD-related condition. He
says he feels stronger, smarter, and ready to take on the world. We should
all bow down before these mighty chemicals.
*Raven: Three Months In Canberra
Written while
pondering weak and weary over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten
lore by Jess Rodgers.
As of last Tuesday
(13th Jan), Raven has being in Canberra for three months. Quoth
the Raven, “It feels like forever but also feels like just yesterday.” He
has some form of steady job in IT and has become an active member of social
events such as wrestling screenings and BBQs. He recently held a "Wine and
Cigar Party" and made an excellent bolognaise at a dinner night. We look
forward to his further fun and wacky adventures in our small and humble
town.
*Jess
Rodgers Feels The Chilly Touch Of Mortality (A Birthday!)
Written while time
marches steadily on by Jess Rodgers. Edited by Mad Greg Tannahill.
I'm getting old!
My 20th birthday will fall in a few weeks on the 26th of February. I feel a
great disdain towards this occurrence; however, drunkenness is required.
I'm not the most creative person or a fan of organisation. If anyone has
any fandidlytastic ideas for celebrations please feel free to email me at
lotusjey@hotmail.com or contact
Greg via
greg@courtrecording.com.au. Thanks muchly.
*Doings, And Whatnot
Certain people have not sent me news.
Therefore, I am pleased to announce that Tim and Carina Crispin are flying
to the moon and back in a hot air balloon, Andrew O'Conner is dealing crack
on the streets of Bangkok, and Geoff Cummins has been nominated as Man Of
The Year by three different magazines despite being currently before the
courts for allegations of grand larceny. In other news, I hear Margaret
Levingston is hula-dancing her way to international notoriety along with a
troupe of cross-dressing Hawaiian lawyers. The baddest mo' fo' around
appears to be Margaret Dunlop, who's out of jail and looking for revenge on
her double crossing posse. And none can deny the power of Tamsin Scrimshaw,
for even the mighty fall before her iron thews. [Ed. I'm not entirely
sure which part of Tamsin constitutes her "thews", but boy howdy are they
both mighty and iron.]
*The Camarilla - Edward
Speaketh
Written by Ninjamaster Extraordinaire, Edward
Reynolds.
[Ed. Last week I made the mistake of asking
for news of the Camarilla. Edward took up the challenge. If you know of
the Camarilla, be scared. If you don't know of it, be very scared.]
"The Camarilla - What's Up With That?" Indeed I
will tell you what is up with that! The Camarilla has been indeed building
as the quiet before the storm, for a storm IS coming. We are less a model UN
that is severely helioallergenic and more a NATO that has a predeliction for
hemaglobin. The intensity of the year of fire is only beginning to be felt,
Justicar's Dying at the hands of maddenned sabbat and assamites,
Antideluvians falling to the wrath of green butter knives, metis werewolves
producing children. A world gone mad. Luckily we are all perfectly sane.
Join us, become ONE OF US...ONE OF US..
HATE MAIL
*From Dave Cake
[Dave's letter begins with an extract from
the Greg's Thinkings article about bad movies made from videogames appeared
here, specifically the bit about Street Fighter where I stupidly said that
Jean Claude van Damme played M. Bison.]
10) Street Fighter
Symptoms: Unconciousness and death. Jean Claude van Damme as M. Bison - the man too cool to have a first name. Kylie Minogue as that annoying British tart. Other people in roles. I have to confess, I never watched this one. Hence my not being unconcious and dead.
Ah yes, you have not watched this one, hence the
LIES. LIES, it does. Filthy gregses.
Mr Van Damme did not play M. Bison, as a few seconds conferring with the all-seeing interthingy could have told you. For Raul Julia played M. Bison, and that is the reason why this film has moments worth watching. Not only a fine actor, but some of the greatest lines in the history of movies. Lines like "You came here expecting to find a madman, but instead you found a GOD!" or "For you, the day when I destroyed your village, killed your family and forced you into exile was the defining moment of your life, but for me it was tuesday"[1]. And ranting about how he is not evil, but good, for all he wants to do is make hordes of perfect genetic soldiers and "They will march out of my laboratory and crush every adversary, every creed, every nation! Until the world is in the loving grip of the Pax Bisonica. And peace will reign and all humanity will bow to me in humble gratitude." So, indeed, unlike most other movies made from video games, Street Fighter has at least a few good moments. Basically, the bits of the movie where Raul Julia is on screen are actually quite enjoyable. Sadly, as you imply, the other bits of the movie are indeed largely truly awful. The writers and Mr Julia seemed to know what sort of movie they were in, and treated it with appropriate humourous mockery, but sadly not all the cast felt the same way. Cheers David [1] misquoted from memory, unfortunately. I actually found the web page featuring quotes from this movie, but it didn't seem to have the best ones, and I'm not about to watch it again just so I get the quotes right for you, OK?
[Ed. Dammit! I DID know that it was Raul
Julia, not van Damme, but somehow forgot. Correction fairly made. I blame
it on the amnesia and brain damage caused by the Mario Brothers movie.]
[In response to last issue's article by Jess
about the Insane Clown Posse and the troubled times of their record label,
Psycopathic.]
Say what!?!? I missed the ICP concert 'cos I was
interstate at the wrong time, and now they're having record troubles? This
*IS* important news. Wait... Someone knows where to get ICP records?
WHERE!!!???
[Ed. What are the odds of having more than
one ICP fan in a pool of about 80 readers? Anyway, Tim, I'm sure your
questions will be answered by THIS...]
*From Jess Rodgers
Greg you can give Tim my personal email addy and
fwd this to him.
Hello Tim,
I knew there was more Juggalos out there in
Flypaper land. Currently I am downloading most of my music *tisk tisk* but
you will find Impact Records (http://www.impactrecords.com.au/) in
Canberra can meet your Psychopathic needs. If they don't have what you want
they will be happy to order it in for you. If there's any other Juggalo
enquiries I can help you with, please don't hesitate to ask. MCL, Jess.
[Ed. People around the world bonding over
the Flypaper, like monkeys playing with superglue. It makes my heart go all
warm and fuzzy, like a kitten in an oven. In case there are any other
freaky ICP fans out there, Jess' email address is
lotusjey@hotmail.com and she likes people sending her stuff.]
*From Edward Reynolds
as for
Juggalo scandals....
The twisted insanity of unspelt americanism!!!! These "posses" of insane clown's that rampage around in a "Twizted" fashion bring fury and rage to my heart!!! They CLAIM to speak english, but I've known leperous borneo cannibals to "speak better england" than these painted hussy's. Their crack ridden antics do not bring a smile to my face, I suggest they are all deported to Queensland and locked up for being of ILL REPUTE.
[Ed. My good friend Mr Reynolds has
obviously parteken copiously of his magic pixie dust, and is even now
soaring high upon the chemical winds of happiness. Let us treat his
ramblings as the divine missive that they are and dress in suits and attempt
to give them to random people on the street.]
WEBWATCH
Submitted by Marcia "the Mad Cow" Bauer.
Monkeys go to hell. So do Flypaper readers.
This may mean that Flypaper readers are monkeys, or somesuch. Anywho, the
important question is therefore which circle of hell exactly you are going
to. Thanks to the genius of the internet, though, you can finally find the
solution to this quandary by means of a simple point and click
questionnaire. It's my opinion that there should be a special circle of
hell just for people who design internet quizzes.
*Bagless Stick Shark Attack
Vacuum cleaners! How I hate them! From their
sneaky little retractable cords down to their insatiable, unstoppable
appetite for dust and, apparently, bowling balls, they get under their skin
in a way that only home appliances can. Thankfully, I'm not the only one
with this bizarre, nay, disturbing obsession. The fellas at this site ALSO
loathe the suck-hungry little bastards, and have gone about
destruction-testing the first one they could get their hands on by pitting
it in a series of brutal last-man-standing matches against such other
ruthless killers as toilet paper, cassette tape and light bulbs. Finally,
they answer the ultimate question: can such a powerful vacuum suck ITSELF
up? I suspect this is possibly Knowledge Man Was Not Meant To Know (TM).
*George Bush - Now With Powerful Kung-Fu
Grip
Submitted by the Voice of Baghdad, Andrew Riesz.
The Flypaper featured this site before, way back
in one of those "dawn of time" issues (from last year). But Andrew has
submitted it for our inspection once more, so it seems that some readers are
still cruelly ignorant of the meaning of human existence. Allow me to
enlighten you.
*Wax On, Wax Off
Borne to me on the wings of doves from Sim
Lauren.
The Japanese - the wonderful people who brought
us the Karate Kid, Bonsai Kitten, and the bombing of Hiroshima. Wait -
actually, those were all kind of the United States. Well, anywho, I'm sure
we all remember that scene in the Karate Kid where the hero and Mr Miyagi
are discussing catching flies with chopsticks. Now, thanks to this site,
and some fun Shockwave gaming, we can all discover exactly how easy that is.
OPINION COLUMNS
*Jess' Top Ten
Written by the Hound of the Baskervilles, Jess
Rodgers.
I am in pain, oh so much pain. They tell me it's
an inflamed disc in my lower back and prescribe me many drugs. The problem
is these oh so wonderful prescription candies make me grumpy, depressed,
shaky and many other spectacular things. I was wondering if anyone knew of
some natural muscle relaxants or other natural treatments for pain.
Treatments with minimal side effects and interactions with other medications
would be best. If you can help me and my horrible, horrible pain, please
feel free to email me at
lotusjey@hotmail.com.
Thank you, Jess.
Top Ten
Medications I have taken since I injured my back.
10.Asprin
9.Neurofen
8.Neurofen Plus
7.Panadeine
6.Fiornal (Pain
killer, not sure of spelling, I blame the drugs!)
5.Celebrex (Anti-
Inflammatory)
4.Panadiene Forte
3.Mobic
(Anti-Inflammatory)
2.Diazepam (Valium)
1.Tramal (Pain
killer)
FEATURE ARTICLES
Written by Jess "Insane Clown" Rodgers.
For all my Juggalos... [Ed. Are they really
YOUR juggalos, Jess? The juggalos you own end up owning you. Ahem...
sorry.]
For all my Juggalos, here is an update on what
is going on in the world of Psychopathic Records. After a month of confusion
and speculation it seems that all is well again. The Insane Clown Posse (www.insaneclownposse.com)
and Twizted (www.twizted.com)
websites have announced the release of the next Dark Lotus album, Black Rain
. The release date has being confirmed for April 6th coinciding
with a strictly Lotus tour.
Screwball, on the Twizted site, commented on the
announcement, “Finally after long
drawn out speculations and hearsay, it seems that all shit is well behind us
and the petals of the Lotus lay before us.”
Violent Jay has covered the commotion and the
release of the new Lotus album in his ‘Weekly Freekly’, (http://www.insaneclownposse.com/low.php?wp_id=weekly_freekly_20040119) also
discussing the up coming Hell’s Pit, the return of Blaze and ICPs appearance
on TNA. Regarding the scandal, he stated that those in Psychopathic records
are family and “Families argue. They fight and say things they don't mean on
the internet at 4.30 in the mornin' while they are two thirds drunk and
depressed. Real life is real life. But this is real family y'all.” Jay
also stated, “I fucked up spreading rumours but that's only because I'm so
stale. I'm sorry. Ninjas need to just relax and know that this shit ain't
going anywhere ever.”
Commenting on the new Lotus release Jay said,
“The New Dark Lotus album is gonna shake the whole Horror Core, Wicked Shit,
Acid Rap FOUNDATION on you mother fuckers. ‘Black Rain, bitch’. Well,
actually it’s just called ‘Black Rain’. Nobody but me wanted the "bitch"
part.”
Before all was cleared up, Jay commented on the
situation on online chats. He often hangs in AOL chat rooms using the alias
‘Nobody Fresh’. Most of it is irrelevant now that all is raining diamonds
again but Jay also spoke of a new respect for Anybody Killa (ABK) regarding
he’s disdain for the mainstream and refusing to change the music to please
radio stations etc. The online chat can be accessed at (http://www.thebrujah.com/jchat.txt).
On the Real Juggalos website a whopping 82
percent of Juggalos voted that Twizted should stay with Psychopathic
Records. Perhaps reactions such as these from Juggalos all over influenced
Twizted’s thinking and assisted a faster resolution. It’s a relief for me
and I would say for many, that things have being sorted out. The Juggalo
love is flowing and helped to keep the Family together.
In further Psychopathic news, musician and
Comedian Henry Rollins has mentioned one of the shows he did last year with
Zug Izland in his new book ‘Broken Summers’.
"06-03-03 Fort
Worth TX: The opening band is called Zug Island. They have all kinds of
merch set up at their booth. They have their name on every garment known to
man. We have like three things. We look made of tin and tape in comparison.
Nice merch and pretty girlfriends don't get you through the show. It's only
the show that matters"
The Real Juggalos website reacted to Rollins
comments “Perhaps so Mr. Rollins.....but nice merch also makes Psychopathic
Records $6 million dollars a year richer. And 6 million bucks will get you
as many pretty girlfriends as you want. So uhh, yeah....”
On a sadder note, Dan Miller, the keyboard
player from Zug Izland has left the band due to personal reason. He left on
positive terms with all and will be greatly missed. Check out (www.zugizland.com) for
more info.
Gotta let ya’ll know I finally got my hatchet
man tat up on a Psychopathic fan site, check out
http://www.realjuggalettes.net/realjuggalettes.html, it’s under ‘Jey’ in
the ‘Wicked Tattoos’ section.
I will endeavour to make this a weekly or
fortnightly column, renaming it ‘Juggalo World’, this is dependant on Greg
being willing to publish it. So if you’re a Juggalo out there in Flypaper
land or you just wanna support my work, give Greg a shout at
greg@courtrecording.com.au and
tell him that you’re interested in what I have to say. I’m out, MCL, Jess.
Submitted by the Dark Mistress of Pain, Marcia
Bauer, who got it from "Stewie, one of the ninjas".
The ICC in conjunction with Cricket Australia
have today released a standard code of conduct for Backyard Cricket.
1. GENERAL RULES ---------------- 1a. Can't Get Out First Ball: Curious rule introduced to give the token unco dickhead a reprieve. Smart-arse batsmen use it to hone their reverse sweep; which becomes interesting when smart-arse bowlers use it to hone their beamer. 1b. Caught Behind (auto wikky): Since no one has the desire or the reflexes to stand in the slips cordon, an edge onto the back fence constitutes instant dismissal. Has signalled the death of the late cut. 1c. One Hand, One Bounce: This popular innovation (When a fielder can dismiss a batsman by catching the ball in one hand on the first bounce) is essential to the very fabric of the sport. Importantly, it means a game can be organised with a minimum of players. Note that this rule only applies when the fielder is holding a beer in their other hand. 1d. No LBW: When no umpires are available (or trustworthy), the only option is to can the LBW rule altogether, ensuring cagey batsmen shuffle across the crease as if test driving a Zimmer frame. 1e. Six And Out (Then Fetch It): Introduced to combat space and energy restrictions. It's rumoured to have been initiated by a hapless bowler living alongside a pack of Rottweilers. 1f. Standard Over: All veteran backyard bowlers know that the standard length of an over in backyard cricket ranges from anything between 10-12 balls. You only relinquish the bowling duties when questioned by any fielders or opposing team members. But only after the standard response of "Two to Come" or "Get Fucked". 2. ESSENTIAL ITEMS ------------------ 2a. Esky: Strategically placed at the bowler's end, the esky is the shrine, the fuel, the Richie Benaud of backyard cricket - because it holds the beer. 2b. Balls: A minimum of 3 tennis balls is advised, as there's always some smart-arse who delights in tonking them over the fence (see rule 1e). Advanced exponents use electrical tape around half the ball to give it more swing than Austin Powers. 2c. Dog: Preferable of Kelpie or Heeler extraction, so it can field every ball, including those that disappear under the house or thorny bushes. The downside is that they produce more slobber than a 14 year old male Penthouse reader. The upside is the dog will sleep for 3 days straight afterwards. 2d. Rubbish Bin: It would be nice to think you can clean up your own mess, but in reality the bin makes a perfect set of stumps. 2e. Bat: Boasting multiple scratches and dents, and no grip left on the handle, it's usually of 1980's vintage with a single scoop, with a fake signature of Allan Border or Merv Hughes providing added backyard cult status. 3. CODE OF ETHICS ----------------- 3a. Stumps: The game draws to a close when,
i) Your host finally cooks the snags after the barbie has run out of gas,
ii) Macca hits the last ball onto the road and it disappears down the drain (not withstanding rules 1e and 2c),
iii) You can't get that batsman out with any type of bowling pace or spin,
or
iv) Your girlfriend cracks the shits and wants to go home because you "become a fucking idiot" when you hang around with your mates. 3b. Flower Damage: Any respectful male will cringe and help hide the fact that you have just topped your girlfriend's petunias. Somehow, the universal threat of a week-long drought bonds the male species. 3c. Spilt Beer: Ideally, the offending batsman should apologise profusely and offer to replace the vanquished stubbie. Fat Chance. The feat prompts shitloads of laughter, and the usually triumphant "Get me one while you're at it you fucking retard!" 3d. No Running Between Wickets: Every backyard cricket specialist should know this phrase, "The words fun and run don't go together." Just ask Arjuna Ranatunga. Besides, how the hell are you supposed to run in thongs? 3e. Courtesy Call: Always invite the chicks to have a bat. They usually say no, but on the odd occasion, they do take a grip of the willow. You can bowl a couple of dollies to her so she can hit before ending this freakish sideshow with a yorker. Most chicks hold a bat as if they're chopping wood, and they bowl as if throwing left-handed. And they can't handle yorkers. Still, someone has to make the salad. STUFF STOLEN FROM OTHER PEOPLE
Submitted by the Bride of Frankenstein, Julia
Burns. Looted and pillaged from Australian Federated Press via The
Australian, 13 January 2004.
Hundreds of laid-off workers from the state-owned aircraft manufacturer PT Dirgantara Indonesia (DI), frustrated by officials who ignored protests over their dismissal, plan to take their complaints to primates at Jakarta's zoo, a demonstrator said last Monday.
"It is useless to meet and negotiate with people
who do not possess a conscience and logic. It will be much better for us to
meet with monkeys and apes," coordinator of the protest, Toto Siswantoro,
told the Detikcom online news service in Bandung, West Java, where DI is
based.
Thousands of DI workers have staged protests in
Bandung and Jakarta in the past few months to protest the company's mass
lay-off plan as part of efforts to revive the ailing business.
Siswantoro, who is also a labour union
coordinator at the company, said hundreds of the laid off employees would
travel in a motorcycle convoy to Jakarta on Monday. Instead of making their
usual stops at government offices they will first go to Jakarta's Ragunan
zoo, he said.
"It is clear that these monkeys and apes will
not be able to give us a solution but at least they can make us happy and
can listen to our aspirations," Siswantoro said.
On Tuesday they will give the humans another try
by taking their protest to the manpower ministry and parliament.
In July DI announced it would shut down for six
months and temporarily lay off its almost 10,000 workers with pay. A rescue
plan approved last month for the hugely indebted company involves the
permanent dismissal of 6,000 workers. DI assembled various European-made
helicopters as well as Spain's CASA aircraft and produced parts for several
international aircraft builders. Formerly known as the Nusantara Aircraft
Industry, the firm had its heyday under the government of Suharto and his
research and technology minister, German-trained B.J. Habibie.
CREDITS
*The Flypaper was concocted by
Greg Tannahill, with help from the following
people: David Cake, Sim Lauren, Marcia Bauer, Andrew Riesz, Tim Smith,
Edward Reynolds, Jess Rodgers and our benevolent corporate sponsors at
Wintric Resources.
*Thanks to
Gravity, without whose steely grasp none of this
would have been possible.
*Check out the website
*Copyright
The other day the skies parted and an angelic
voice spake unto me, saying, "Lo! There is a time for all things, and the
time hath come that all things within the Flypaper shall be copyright unto
thee, Greg Tannahill, until such time as the wheel turns once more and all
that hath been great shall become ruin, and the lowly shall be made high.
Bask then in the light of thy publication, and maketh all to bow down before
it. For those that stealeth its wisdom, thou shalt make bread from their
testicles. For those that derideth its truth, thou shalt bring pain to
their kin and sow their land with salt." Heh. Angels are kewl.
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Filthy Minions
down here we have a list of the people who have contributed. people who have
their own site will have a clicky to it, or people who want their email linked
can have that instead.
Mr Christian - Monkey script.
Sim Lauren - Web Wrangler.
(if you have any web issues mail me,
not Greg - he wants content. Give him
content.)
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