Hay twitter, I want to book a nice spa hotel in the south east, does anyone have any recommendations?
Anywhere within an hour or so of Cambridge would be great.
Just bought a fire blanket & extinguisher for my new flat, and wondering if @LondonFire can link me to any UK guidance on how/where to install them…?
I just got Carded at Waitrose buying 2 bottles of Heston’s Mulled cider and it has totally made my week!! 😆
I have the coffee machine, but have no idea which box the coffee got packed in…
Husband is a genius but.
These Maple Lattes are pretty tasty tho. Like cinder toffee a bit. https://t.co/RHZfU7sm9w
The best thing about me new unit is the Drunk Fighty Octopi in the front hallway.
“Well, once the Author died, he had to go find another job, didn’t he…”
I’m listening to @ithoughtonce’s theory that the Russian bouncer at the Duck & Waffle in London is actually the Albino from Girl with a Dragon Tattoo.
Rihanna cover just came up on my playlist, and I remembered how Tom Holland absolutely smashed Lip Synch Battle & now I’m way more happier than that should have made me…
Only a few people saw what I’m doing.
The rest really like my suspenders.
Should I wear this to work on Friday?? 🤷♀️ https://t.co/Jzd5z3Uofm