Hay twitter, I want to book a nice spa hotel in the south east, does anyone have any recommendations?
Anywhere within an hour or so of Cambridge would be great.

— Sim Lauren (@PaintySim) October 21, 2018

Just bought a fire blanket & extinguisher for my new flat, and wondering if @LondonFire can link me to any UK guidance on how/where to install them…?

— Sim Lauren (@PaintySim) October 21, 2018

I just got Carded at Waitrose buying 2 bottles of Heston's Mulled cider and it has totally made my week!! 😆

— Sim Lauren (@PaintySim) October 20, 2018

I have the coffee machine, but have no idea which box the coffee got packed in…
Husband is a genius but.
These Maple Lattes are pretty tasty tho. Like cinder toffee a bit. pic.twitter.com/RHZfU7sm9w

— Sim Lauren (@PaintySim) October 20, 2018

The best thing about me new unit is the Drunk Fighty Octopi in the front hallway.
🤓 pic.twitter.com/keiGAI5tiE

— Sim Lauren (@PaintySim) October 20, 2018

“Well, once the Author died, he had to go find another job, didn’t he…”

— Sim Lauren (@PaintySim) October 17, 2018

I’m listening to @ithoughtonce’s theory that the Russian bouncer at the Duck & Waffle in London is actually the Albino from Girl with a Dragon Tattoo.

— Sim Lauren (@PaintySim) October 17, 2018

Rihanna cover just came up on my playlist, and I remembered how Tom Holland absolutely smashed Lip Synch Battle & now I’m way more happier than that should have made me…https://t.co/JERrxSacT4

— Sim Lauren (@PaintySim) October 16, 2018

Only a few people saw what I’m doing.
The rest really like my suspenders. #WinWin pic.twitter.com/OMbiMhzSsU

— Sim Lauren (@PaintySim) October 12, 2018

Soooo…
Should I wear this to work on Friday?? 🤷‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/Jzd5z3Uofm

— Sim Lauren (@PaintySim) October 9, 2018