Day out to Dangar Island today. pic.twitter.com/GGxWubddTV

— Sim Lauren (@PaintySim) December 18, 2018

I prefer no straw to either straw. But it seems that paper straw people have stopped asking, so I don’t get a chance to tell their smug arses to leave the straw out.

— Sim Lauren (@PaintySim) December 16, 2018

The best thing about being home is that I haven’t been given a bullshit paper straw.

— Sim Lauren (@PaintySim) December 15, 2018

I am onna plane pic.twitter.com/zEflAVAexQ

— Sim Lauren (@PaintySim) December 13, 2018

Lemmings! https://t.co/e32yqVGPmh

— Sim Lauren (@PaintySim) December 7, 2018

I need this!!
😳#ColdAussie https://t.co/npYduEkX0U

— Sim Lauren (@PaintySim) December 7, 2018

I hour on… still there!!
😡

— Sim Lauren (@PaintySim) December 7, 2018

Why #Warmongers shouldn’t paint houses:

I’m now thinking about edge highlights.

🤦‍♀️#HelpMe pic.twitter.com/aA1AKJwHNA

— Sim Lauren (@PaintySim) December 7, 2018

Wow.
Corax white is actually really really Grey!
😳 pic.twitter.com/zBXsbHvR3M

— Sim Lauren (@PaintySim) December 7, 2018

😭 My delivery driver has been parked up 1 stop away for the last hour!!#IWantMyShelves!!

— Sim Lauren (@PaintySim) December 7, 2018