I met Christian in April 2002.
He was the first friend I made after I returned to Sydney, and I haven't looked back.
We have a similar sense of humour, which freaks out the others at work.
Mr Christian has now shaved off his face fur, and has added blonde highlights to his hair. It looks really good, so let him know when you see him.
So life is interesting around Christian. Full of Soapie fans, and Parranoia about Russians. (Did you know that Russians are everywhere?) Full of jokes about "Ya Mum", Hobbits, Munchkin and Soapie fans.
Ahhh - you'll be right mate…