Explained Things

 


these are the little thoughts that I have had previously on the home page.

please note that my thoughts of the day are not quotes that I have ripped off other peoples sites and blogs.
while some of them are coherent, some aren't. as much as I like the idea that my little gems of wisdom give a  different insight to different people, i do think that an explanation of some of them is in order. also, I don’t think it will hurt anyone to delve a little into the workings of my brain.

passionfruit juice flavour vodka pre-mix is actually nice
Bought me a 6 pack for $18 on Friday. Tastes very much like Passiona. Is 11% vodka however.

i never appreciated sunshine till it was gone.
SAD is one of the most horrible things. If you had asked me a year ago if I preferred sitting in the sun or shade, I'd have thought that you were an idiot... what kind of person wants to sit in the sun? Yeh, that would be me.

you don't appreciate the little things in life until you can't get them anymore...
There are some things that I just can't get here... A decent meat pie. A good coffee with great company. A cold dark&stormy on a warm evening. A friendly face in my local hobby store. A can of proper, bright orange Fanta...

never underestimate the greatness of purple!
Noticing things now that I know I would never have noticed before. Paris Metro tickets abandoned outside Victoria station. Nike suede camel-toe shoes. aniseed lollies amongst the mints in Harrods... purple seems to be a discovery colour for me of late...

I have lift-fu!
there are two types of people in this world... Those of us with lift-fu, and those that wait around in foyers glancing at their watches every 10 seconds...

I have been told - no sharp edges.
The RTA states that I am allowed to modify the body of my light vehicle as long as there is no danger from protruding sharp edges, or my mods don't jeopardise the structural integrity of the vehicle... I can live with that!

life is simple when your future is uncertain.
The nice people at NIDA were quick to impress that my life would never be the same again if I was to attend their esteemed institution... I couldn't express enough at how badly I need that right now. Living in the moment is well worth it. I'm happy.

i'm so happy to be living in interesting times!
So yeah, off-peak trains are few and far between... but I can sit cross-legged on the platform and surf the web at broadband speeds!! It's the ultimate poseur accessory!

new soundcard puts the music into my head.
plugged my favourite headphones into my puta when boi was sleeping... told my soundcard that i was using headphones now. puta did some trixxy stuff and put the music from my ears to inside my head. this is not just sterio kids, it's all around the place in there!

Life is a breeze when you wield a giant tuning fork! 
I love my logo... I'm using a cropped version in my LJ, and an even more butchered version on Forums where they have an 80x80 limit. I love the feedback I get from people. Some people see it, some don't. One thought it was a faery wielding a tuning fork *sigh*

Auburn Bunnings, closest thing I've seen to a Tardis!
It's HUGE!!! I've never had so much fun in a hardware store before! - only wish I had an unlimited budget to spend there.

Is anyone else freaked by the big red lights?
New irrational fear! - the oversized traffic lights, but only when they are red. (Parramatta Rd & Northumberland)

I found a home.
finally settling into life here in Marrickville. Calling the cottage home, and driving here on autopilot after work.

Dorothy is like a marble in Lane Cove.
with the ever-changing lane markings, I feel like I am but a marble in the rut of reality, following all those other marbles in a jaggardy path all the way home.

Zimbabwe's national flower is the Flame Lily.
Gloriosa Rothschildiana. sounds more like a spell from happy potter to me...

why?
why do they ask me questions that they already know the answer to?

sometimes i really love my job.
watching the fourth person of the day walk straight into the glass doors in my building...

cafe essen now has "the bucket".
there is no such thing as too much coffee. <grin>

i now remember why i sleep in the daytime.
...because it's impossible to get your ass anywhere in sydney in the daylight hours!

don't be a fear prisoner!
i got donnie darco dvd for my birthday! yay!

spring! spring! spring!
wake up, wake up. it's t-shirt weather!

i need a job... i'm getting excited about passions.
Working nights and weekends means that I'm catching alot more daytime TV than is healthy.

burning the midnight oil never tasted so good!
found the best double roasted arabica at
the markets. its dark, strong and no bitterness! yay! its my new best friend...

flatmate's widescreen tv talks to x-box!
it doesn't stretch the image to fit, no fat characters here! - nooo it resizes so you get more edges in 2 player mode! I love you, x-box!

my car is not a mini
screaming through the back streets of manly in a festiva, it was hard to remember that I was not in a mini in italy...

good coffee + a day off = happy me!
I found me a great cafe just down the road... It's impossible to only stay for one cup.

women in power suits can't walk quietly.
watching the workers walk past was amusing... the noisiest male had a box of tictacs in his pocket.

love this city!
standing on the edge of the harbour in the sun, breathing in great lung fulls of it's fresh air, watching the smooth ripples crawl across the green glassy surface. it's easy to be overwhelmed by the pleasure of living in the greatest city in the world.

i forgot how much i hate fairfield, pity i had to drive there to remember.
the only place i've been where it's possible to feel claustrophobic walking down the street.

page 440 of a 766-page book, 2 days after it's release
yes i'm sad. harry potter was released on the saturday, i'd finished on the monday afternoon.

i followed the adventures of the king of gerbils!
lemmywinks!

tea is nice, but coffee is better!
i missed my espresso machine while i was at my dad's place. don't get me wrong... i like tea, but i liked ripping into my quadruple harris black label espresso once i got home... mmmm...coffee...

they dont like laptops or mobile phones in hospitals
i expected and am comfortable with the ban on mobile phones... i can hear what the emps do to my radio... but laptops?... can anyone shed some light on why they are evil?

i'm not hiding, i'm just broke!
and not having a computer didn't help with the whole staying in touch thing. gimme a few weeks and i'll be back on track.

nothing looks more like a drowned rat... than a drowned rat.
staying next to a shopping centre atm. my cat found a cache of rats and mice. most of the ones he brought home were drowned in the recent drenchings that sydney experienced.

hey! - this looks different!!
merging and sorting my sites was a very strange experience... it was like I was going through my life, deciding on what was still important.

Gingernuts and Vanilla Coke - life doesn’t get any better than this…
Biscuits straight outta the oven, a special edition cola... stretching out in the sunshine, just soaking up the love... I forgot how much I enjoyed sitting in an open window, just watching the world go by... Mmmm solar bliss.

A whole year gone.  Wasted away like water.
I have no direction, I have no purpose, I have achieved nothing… I am a doer, not a tourist… where did my life go?

I have a life!!!!!
Got me a new boy, resolved to meet up with my old friends more, started back on my day job. Given into my vices of sugar, and caffeine again… and I feel so alive!

Sleep Dep is very scarey
I did a little experiment to see how long I could stay awake before I fell asleep… The answer is 65 hours before I slipped under. But it got scary after 55 hours. That’s when I started to lose the ability to tell the difference between the hallucinations and reality.

Can they see me?
Walking through the mall I am amazed at the level of rudeness that has overtaken the general populous… They are so overcome by Christmas spirit and self-riotousness that they forget to be polite.

“I would give a shit if my life wasn’t so fucked up”
- Sonia 2/12/02  

Trekking the weekend away is quite relaxing…
Staaaar Trekking, across the Universe…. On the starship enterprise, under Captain Kiiiiirk!
There were Klingons on the starboard bow, paranoid androids, a batty councilor, Alien conspiracies, and even Tasha’s sista!!

Foam is FUN!!!!
I had too much fun at a Foam Party on Sat. If one comes you way… go! It’s great!

Grit your teeth and think of the overtime…
I worked back every night last week…
midnight mon and wed. 1.30am Tues, and 11pm Fri… So very tired, but I will be a happy girl when my pay hits the bank on Wed…

A little caffeine and ska in the morning will brighten the rest of your day.
Nothing lifts the spirits like vigorous music mixed with legal stimulants. 

Road trip!!!
I drove to
Adelaide for the weekend. I had a ball. I love driving, so I had a great time getting there and back. We ran out of Petrol just outside of West Wyalong, played spot the squished thing, experienced the vast amounts of nothing that is the Hay Plain… Even saw a UFO!

I want out!
I just got sick of life attached to the internet. But after 3 weeks exodus, I’m feeling happier… I’ve got a new computer, though he doesn’t have a name yet. I’m still really precious about him, It seems to be amusing to anyone who sees it.

No more large coffees for me… they make me crazy!
I got given a large mocca-latte at work… I was amazingly jittery all day. Nothing puts a bounce into your life like too much caffeine!

Maths makes my brain sad.
They gave me 10 inches of paperwork full of numbers and made me sort the mess out… It's all over now, but it was really hurting there for awhile.

You can always resort to Bonds.
Bonds are now making really great underwear for chicks… it's soooo good. I just got me like $100s worth for my birthday!

Do I look like a pyro?
For some reason I given me a lot of candles and other readily combustible material for my birthday… Hmm…

My dreams are now all Tricky!
Am I addicted to XBox? - Hellyah! Did I play too much Tricky on the weekend? - No, because I still crash, even when I dream Tricky.

I love spring!
Wake up Wake up! - It's T-shirt Weather!
I love being outside in the warm, just breathing in the new spring.

Part time = daytime TV!
Finishing at one lets me get back to serious television watching. I can watch Oprah again. And I found that I can still follow Passions more or less, even though I haven't watched it since I left PRIME. I have also discovered a bizarre little Japanese language program on SBS too!

What happened to my weekend?
Gee, maybe I should change that to "What happened to September?" I can't believe it's the 16th already!

I hate Fisher-Price!
I unpacked 4 pallets of toys today. 3 of them were Fisher-Price crap. And 2 1/2 of those were excess stock, and had to be repacked and sent back. These are the kinds of toys that have 'try me!' buttons on them, and they buzz and whirr, and sing and are insanely annoying. I was just about ready to put a whirlin' twirlin' garden through a wall when I was glad to discover that it was time to pack up and go home. (yay)

A little skin and a lot of alcohol make for a great night out!
Went to the local underage hangout on Fri night. Drank far too much, then sobered up fairly quickly, and danced far to extrovertly for a person who doesn't want a relationship right now… And I'm also happy about out-skinning most femmes in a suburb that is known for girls wearing their shirts 2 sizes too small!

"My nostril hairs are vibrating faster than the springs on a Spaniard's honeymoon bed!"
I have rediscovered the joy that watching Red Dwarf brings me… And also the sheer variety of strange looks I get from people when I slip the Dwarfisms into my everyday speech!

Being miserable makes me happy.
Aahhhh! - The friendly and all familiar rut of pessimism. I feel lost without it.

I don't suck at XBOX!!!!! (well, there are at least 2 games that I am vaguely competent at)
Had a friend come and stay on the weekend. He bought an XBOX while he was here. Now, I'm usually astonishingly pathetic at any game that requires me to remember what more then 2 buttons do…I spend the entire time looking at the ceiling or the floor, walking around in little circles. I find it funny, but other people seem to get so frustrated that I can't get it together...  but for some insane reason, I'm not suckfull at some of these. Much time spent very early in the morning killing aliens!! (Mind you, I really sucked at the skating game… so the world is not all amiss.)

Loneliness isn't a state of mind, it's a lifestyle!
That wasn't supposed to sound so dramatic… I meant it in that I am glad to have time to myself. As well as being free of the hassle of having to answer to someone else.

Being tired is painful!
When I get tired a few things happen. First thing is I lose my ability to concentrate. And considering the fantastic state of that skill when I'm at my best…well, you can imagine. Next thing is that my vision goes. And shortly following is my speech. So I end up being this incoherent, flighty ditz, that keeps bashing into things. Yesterday I sliced open my wrist on a shelf, stuck a letter spike through my hand and into bone, bashed my thumb on the door when I was cleaning the glass, and I have a nasty looking bruise on my left knee and I have no idea how I got that one! So… being tired is painful, don’t you agree?

New Rule: Don't get drunk, and then try to dye your hair.
Yeah, it was a mess. Ended up dying the whole thing blonde all over.

GW is opening a store in Hornsby next month.
For some reason the GW staff at Miranda wave at me when I walk past their store… I've been in there less than 10 times, and they are treating me like I'm a good customer. It scares me. So yes, on Friday I actually walked in to say hello, and they telling me that the Hornsby store is opening soon, and this means a no brainer commute for the guy there who lives in Hornsby.

Oreos now come with chocolate cream centres. Yum.
I have a confession to make… I just ate a whole packet of oreos for dinner.

The Bank shuts at 4pm Lauren!
No matter how many times they tell me, I somehow manage to think that the bank shuts at 4.30pm, not 4pm. One of these days I will remember, and surprise everyone! Mind you… one of these days I am going to have a problem-free morning, and be able to get the banking done before Lunchtime, like I want to.

I can chew without pain!!!
After both the pieces of gauze that they stitched into the cavities in my mouth 'Fell Out'* I find that I can chew now without pain.
*For the definition of 'fall out' that involves a large mirror, a pair of nail scissors and tweezers.

I love lazy Sundays.
I got up this morning at 2pm. Helped my Mum tidy the apartment for about half an hour, and then headed down to the pool for 2 1/2 hours. Came back up at abouts a quarter past 5ish, had a snack, and bundled myself off to sit in front of my computer for a while, still in my swimmers… I wonder what the rest of the world is doing today?

Storms are cool, but Sun is so much nicer to bathe in.
There is a wall of windows along one side of the pool here. They face east. So in the morning, it is possible to sit lazily in the spa and relax in the sunshine. Today though, a big storm blew in, and although it was really cool to watch the lightening from within the warm comfort of the spa, I still think that bathing in sunshine is better.

Arnica is my friend.
ACTIVE INGREDIENTS: Each gram of product contains Arnica montana liquid extract equivalent to dry flower 60mg. Melaleuca Oil (Tea Tree Oil) 10mg. Almond Oil 548mg.
INDICATIONS: For temporary relief of contusions, bruises, muscular aches and sprains. Sports Injuries.
DIRECTIONS: Do not apply to broken skin. Apply 1.25g (1/4 to 1/2 metric teaspoon) to affected areas 1-2 times daily.
NON-ACTIVES: 3mg/g methyl, ethyl and propyl hydroxybenzoate.

I love confrontation!
I was invited into a chatroom yesterday, only to find a room of newbe-hating regs handing out shit sandwiches to anyone who wasn’t a part of their crowd. I pride myself at being able to fit into any situation, but this was borderline insane. So I started a little slinging myself, fully expecting to get kicked… And didn't. Not because I didn't deserve it, (I assure you I did) but because the room isn't moderated. So now I'm sort of tolerated in there. That makes me happy - I think.

Hospital is REALLY boring
It's 4am, and your cellmate wants to sleep… I am so glad that the commonwealth games are running 24/7!

Never work with animals, especially cats and chickens.
My cat likes chicken, I like chicken, but not the skin. And so because I'm the one with the IQ and the thumb, I get to decide that he only eats skin. Unfortunately he disagrees, and gave Christian a look of absolute shock when he was caught up on the table.

After seeing an ad at the cinema for tinned gourmet tongues, I am disturbed that there is a market for that sort of thing.
Yes, before MIIB there was an ad for tinned gourmet tongues. I am appalled. What is the world coming to?

They have changed the rules on how you can change your name.
You used to have to be known by the name you want to change to for a period of time. Now you can change it instantly, for a fee of $70. But you can't change it again for 12 months.

The coriolis effect is the description for how water turns opposite ways in either hemisphere.
I can't remember what we were talking about, it probably doesn't matter, and it almost certainly wouldn't have been relevant… But Christian threw this in there, and I was a little 'What the' for awhile there.

After 5 months exactly, I am no longer unemployed.
I got a Job!!! I got a job!!! I got a Job!!!

Painkillers are bad - but I miss them so much!
I broke and dislocated my finger, and the first few days were drug-induced bliss, then I ran out… : (

It costs $15.10 to send a 1.5KG package through post to Canberra overnight
I sent some stuff down to Tim. Not going to overnight again, it's just too damn expensive.

The Weekly World News makes an excellent, inexpensive roleplaying reference
It's brain-breakingly good. Planning to use in my MIB game at CanCon.

If you must feed the pigeons, make them work for it!!
Accucio pigeon! If pigeons want chips… pigeons must be airborne. Amused a lot of people too.

I love No!
No! is TMBG's latest album. (Be your own Broom!)

Today is NOT Monday
Don't you just love that Post Public Holiday confusion?

I love living over the road to Bakers Delight!
Mmmm… Fresh Bread….

The boys that yell things at you out of cars are getting really young.
I thought that skirt was a tad too short, now I realise that it's just the shire boys…

Shopping for beautiful clothes makes life's problems go away for a few hours.
Nothing boosts the self esteem like trying on outfits that you are going to have to stow several pay packets for, and then doing the twirl and saying… 'Damn I look hot in this…' Need… To… Buy… Corset!!!

When in doubt, always pick door number 2.
I can't remember what this is about. It was obviously devastatingly alluring and important…

My cat used to love me. It has since discovered the gas heater
Dibbler used to live underneath my Jumper. Now he doesn't. He even abandons the bed every morning when the heater is turned on… I'm not impressed!

When I grow up, I wanna be Mace Windu!!!
Why purple? – Because it’s as bad-ass as you can get. Episode 2 had me in puddles of cool at several points. But it’s Mace Windu that made it for me.

There is no situation in the world that can't be improved by Wizz Fizz.
Sugar is my friend.

I feel that my life is complete, now I know how to play 12 bar blues.
Took up guitar lessons. Learnt what 7th cords are, and how to work them out. Greg also taught me the 12 bar blues. Base, fourths and fifths, really simple stuff, and a lot of fun to play.

Green Tea is good for the soul.
I rediscovered how much I like green tea when I opened my eyes and realised that most places have it in their tea selection now. Tis good to sit in a café, drinking the afternoon away.

Next time you are bored, try scanning the top of your head using a flatbed scanner - it looks really cool!
I didn’t have a camera, and my pic was really out of date, so I scanned my head. Lot’s of fun.

Sometimes bad pickup lines are good!
I bought a deck of cards with a bad pickup line on each one. I had a mad time hanging around Civic with Dibbler talking to a nice bunch of people. They were fascinated by the bad pickup lines.

Pigeons can't fart. Pigeons can't burp. So it's not a good idea to feed them carbonated substances.
This one was inspired when we saw a pigeon drinking coke.

Cracked wheat can be used in most recipes instead of rice.
Mmm – giant zucchini. Didn’t pay much attention to the ‘healthy’ section of Coles till we had to track down some cracked wheat for a stuffed zucchini recipe. The packet had a list of ‘handy facts’ on the back. This was one of them.

There is a cyclone in Queensland, Anset is no longer, and the GG is still in trouble, and I don't care.
This was the end of a great week for the news. Lots of massive news items at the beginning of the week, and then nothing. So they flogged these horsies to within an inch of their death, then interviewed the crowd that had gathered to watch. Urgh.

Hitting the kill switch on someone's motorbike can sometimes be very funny.
Hehe – My arms are long.

No TMBG album titles share their name with a song, except Mink Car. Why the sudden change of heart?
Yeah – and now No!. I don’t understand. Are they out of obscure ‘in’ references, or is the change of record label forcing the change...

Being unemployed isn't anywhere near as fun as I thought it would be.
Welcome to the world of esteem-draining boredom. Nothing prepares you for this till you have got up a 8am on a Saturday (something that I never do when I’m employed) to scour the paper for suitable openings, to be faced with page after page of useless crap.

The computers…They all HATE me!
Why is it that people insist that machines don’t have a soul. They spent the entire day taunting me. Stupid error after stupid error, which would miraculously vanish as soon as I called anyone else over. Grrrr.

I think I'm beginning to like Canberra.
Strange. I felt as if I was a Sydneysider in exile right up to the point where I decided to return there. Now I’m confused. I’m starting to make great friends here, and Sydney has changed so much since I left, I feel like a stranger there.

Rat Race is even better the second time. Go see it!!
I’m sorry, it’s just very rare that I actually find a comedy that I like.
…Yeah and maybe Seth Green had something to do with it too… But you can’t dis a cast list like that… Seth (yum) Green, Whoopi, Rowan Atkinson, Cuba Gooding Jr, John Cleese…

TMBG Film clips are way cool!
I got copies of the Ana Ng, Istanbul, and 2 Tiny Toons clips. Way cool. The music, the surreal imagery, the little dances! OVERLOAD!!!!! My brain hurts. Spent far too much time and bandwidth downloading more from tmbg.com

Cats are stronger than Gaffa Tape.
No I am not cruel and evil. My cats were constantly getting onto the kitchen windowsill and knocking my herbs down. So I acquired some Gaffa Tape, and taped the curtain to the wall. It took them 2 days to get the tape off. A feat that the fire was unable to repeat. After the fire all that was left of my curtains was the skerriks that were between the gloops of tape and the wall.

Don't take a newly repaired Kombi too far from home unless you have someone to help you push start.
I thought that he just had a flat battery, but no, she was totally cactus. So after jump starting the darling, putting a gerrycan of petrol in the tank, we set off around Canberra to have a bit of a cruise. 4 push starts later, and I decided to get a new battery.

Merrimbula is not Goulburn. No matter what The Weatherman says.
When the weather program started using Merrimbula’s data instead of Goulburn, it took us a few days to work it out. I feel sorry for the poor residents of Goulburn who believed us over the ABC.

Hey! - Yous ARE reading my site!
Brief experiment with a page counter. Yeah it was a freebe, and I took it off after 2 days because it caused scripting errors on any computer that wasn’t mine.

The M5 tunnel opens tomorrow.
(1 set of lights between Canberra and General Holmes Drive)
Yeah, this probably sounds like a who cares, but it cuts 30 min off the trip into the city from Canberra to the city. Handy too that it opened 2 weeks before I had to drive up to the TMBG concert with severe time restrictions.

AAAAAhhhhhh!!!!!…
They are inspecting my flat on Thursday!!!
Don’t you love it when they give you 3 days notice on things like this. I am just lucky that I don’t have to clean the grill, cos I don’t know how to use it.

If I ever lose something in my flat… it's always down the back of the couch!
It’s a well known fact, but still surprising when you consider that my lounge is a futon.

You can fire porcelain as many times as you want.
Took up ceramics, because I needed a hobby to give my right brain a bit of a run. Ceramics can only be fired 2 or 3 times before the risk of breakage (to the piece, and the kiln) becomes too great. Porcelain, although it’s fired to a higher temp, can be fired as many times as you want, even though it is thinner.

For some strange reason, chocolate being silly is funny.
I don’t know… I am used to my hyperactive exploits being misunderstood by the masses. I was unprepared for the effect that Chocolate Art has on people. Different people find different pictures funny… but I’ve yet to meet a person that hasn’t got a favourite.
I haven’t done anymore since I left Canberra, because it wouldn’t be the same without Naomi.

Rollerblading after a really windy day is really stupid, and somewhat painful
Rollerblades are temperamental things at the best of times, they seem to attract the smallest of obstacles, which jam under the wheels, and stop the skate dead. Most of the time I happen to be still moving with some momentum, which brings into effect a wonderful maneuver called a kersplat fall. So… don’t rollerblade after the wind has blown a lot of little gumtree branches to the ground.

Too much Peroxide is ALWAYS better than too little
To save myself a large hairdressing bill, I dye my own hair. To save on the dye, I buy it in bulk from Price Attack, and mix the 2 parts myself. I unfortunately underestimated my amounts, and ran out of peroxide part the way through. The second batch bleached my hair a different colour to the first. Lucky for me, multicoloured hair is in at the moment.

Draino is made in Greece
I discovered this little gem when I was stuck on the loo with nothing to read. Consequently I read everything in sight. I don’t know why this fact stuck with me, I guess I was just not expecting Draino to be made in Greece.