The List

My cat is strange and unusual. He is on medication for this. It is apparently not my fault, nor his fault, merely a common trait of the Breed. Tokenise are known for being prone to anxiety. They are also known for being quirky.

My darling Kitty has developed an unusual quirk for eating, and sometimes violently pursuing various foodstuffs that most cats wouldn't normally batt an eyelid at. He also has the ability to get into every kitchen bin I've ever owned. So I hereby present the list of things that my cat will eat.

Pringles
You can't pop the top of a tin of Pringles with out getting a face full off purring pringle-thieving pussycat.

Jacket Potatoes
He will actually steal these off your plate if you aren't paying too much attention...

Corn on the Cob
He actually stripped the cobs that were in the kitchen bin... and probably would have gotten away with it un-noticed if the evidence hadn't been so glaringly obvious sitting in his litter tray the next day.

Beetroot
Scared the crap out of me the first time I saw his face after he'd pinched a couple of beetroot from some uneaten salad left in the kitchen. He was all frothy and purple.

Green Chicken Curry
I watched in fascination as he lapped the dregs of juice and cleaned the take-away container clean... This stuff burns the back of my throat, turns my face red, tears spring from my eyes, and my nose runs for a couple of hours... All we could do is watch speechless as he licked every square inch.

Rice Crispy M&Ms
I like to have a packet or two of these around the computer to chew on while I'm playing... One day I noticed significantly less Ms than I'd shaken out of the bag... And to think that all these months I was blaming the Boi.

Chai
He used to take a few token slurps of my coffee on his wanderings past, but hasn't done that in ages... Then I added Chai to my repertoire. THAT is quite nice, he decided... So I'd have to scruff him to get him out of my mug. I solved this problem by  adding  copious amounts of cinnamon to the froth on the top for a little while to break him out of it. The look he gave me the first time he took a slurp was priceless - "Why the hell have you ruined perfectly good chai with all this icky stuff on top?"

Coffee Grounds
No idea what the hell he was thinking... But I had a very gritty kitty.